I was watching the police clean up blood off the sidewalk when I saw you. You were sitting at a bar by yourself. There was about 8 empty glasses in front of you, you were still drinking your 9th. I guess you like to drink? Thats okay, so do I. I noticed you were smoking cigarettes, so I walked up to you and asked you for a light. Right as you were putting the flame to my cigarette I realized… you were the one.
YOU SIR, must have my children.
After you lit my cigarette you ignored me. How could you do such a thing after we shared such an intimate moment?! I ran home crying and found comfort with my cats. You have not left my mind since. Just to clarify, I’m not joking- I want you to have my kids, even though you are a man.
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