Note from the Missed Connections Chief Bottle Finder: Hippies are invading your yard and weeding it for you? It sounds to me like you have some plants with certain pharmacological benefits. Just be glad they got there before the DEA!
A friend who has been staying with me informed me that this morning she saw you in my yard, pulling weeds from the cracks between the concrete. While I do appreciate the gesture, I must tell you that this advance upon my property without my consent makes me highly uncomfortable. Furthermore, it is slightly offensive, as I spent three hours weeding and trimming this past weekend. If you think my property looks like it needs tending, please remember that it is not your prerogative to do so. Next time you feel like perusing the neighborhood performing volunteer yard work, please at least ASK if you have permission to help. By the way, we left that area un-weeded for a REASON. We like the look of the greenery a lot better than the concrete, even if that greenery is classified as weeds.
The crazy part (on my half) of this whole rant is that I totally appreciate the motivation behind your actions. Thank you, for reaching out to your fellow neighbors. Thank you, for caring about this city, and attempting to maintain it. However, please do not do this again. If you feel like helping out, feel free to knock on my door. That way I won’t feel intruded upon, and you’ll be able to get some credit for your act of kindness.
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