Let’s find some frogs
but we never did.
Instead we’ve just done a little of everything.
I can’t help how I feel, I guess in the same way you can’t.
I would stay stuck to you forever…
and I obviously can’t do that.
So really, my only option is to not know you…
and that is a sad thought.
I don’t see there being any other way…
one day we would both just find other people and not be in each others lives anyway…
so right, shouldn’t I just stop it now?
Cause everyday that you feel nothing I feel a little more…
and you look just a little more handsome that you had the day before.
And honestly, it’s torture.
Loving the time I spend with you tortures me.
You have the sweetest smell I’ve ever encountered…
The most amazing lips and kisses I’ve ever had…for real…
and you’re just like…a game.
If I’m going to lose you anyway it should just be now.
I wish I never liked you…and if I did I wish we never took it where it went.
I could have been your friend forever…but when I look at my friends I don’t think the same kinds of thoughts I think when I think of you.
How shitty it is to be on this side of the equation.
Note from the Missed Connections Chief Bottle Finder: While the Jersey Shore MC isn’t a super high-volume list, it makes up for quantity with random weirdness. Today, Lovelorn Poets features a sampling of what you’ll find there. As I’ve never seen the television show of the same name, you’ll have to tell me if reality imitates fiction or if reality imitates reality.