Missed Connection in Jersey Shore: Saw Your Spaceship And You Freaked Out

Note from the Missed Connections Chief Bottle Finder: While the Jersey Shore MC isn’t a super high-volume list, it makes up for quantity with random weirdness. Today, Lovelorn Poets features a sampling of what you’ll find there. As I’ve never seen the television show of the same name, you’ll have to tell me if reality imitates fiction or if reality imitates reality.

I was walking in a cornfield at night and saw you fly up in your little spaceship.
I saw you staring at me but i tried to act like a didn’t notice.
I guess I’m just shy.
when i did see you, you got all flustered and went into hyperdrive and flew away. I thought u were cute too : )
I’m very open to new things and totally into trying an alien-human relationship.
I hope you see this

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