Missed Connection in Jersey Shore: You Yelled Profanities At Me

Note from the Missed Connections Chief Bottle Finder: While the Jersey Shore MC isn’t a super high-volume list, it makes up for quantity with random weirdness. Today, Lovelorn Poets features a sampling of what you’ll find there.  As I’ve never seen the television show of the same name, you’ll have to tell me if reality imitates fiction or if reality imitates reality.

You cut me off in your vehicle on route 9 near main street intersection…
and followed me…
at first you yelled obscenities
then it turned to flirting til the light turned green and I made a right and you went straight on main….
as crazy as this sounds…
you said you were single, and I found you cute …
so if you want to meet again without the profanities,
and road rage
email me back…. 🙂

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Her Two Cents on You Yelled Profanities At Me

It is my imagination, or is this message vaguely reminiscent of our dear “dirty little hamster” poet from Buffalo?  Perhaps after that port-a-potty adventure our good man decided to head south for the winter months and try his luck elsewhere.  My heart goes out to the people of New Jersey.

Gentle Readers: Putting overly aggressive driving aside, have you ever had a missed connection while stuck in traffic? If someone caught your eye, how would you get their attention (without getting yourself arrested)?

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Met at the Bills Game and I Called You a Dirty Little Hamster (Buffalo, NY) Missed Connections in Buffalo, NY: Met at the Bills Game and I Called You a Dirty Little Hamster Missed Connections in Jersey Shore, NJ: At Wawa Stealing Your Friend’s Truck Missed Connections in Buffalo, NY: Just Checking… Missed Connections in Hudson Valley, NY: Snotty Boy on Fulton