Note from the Missed Connections Chief Bottle Finder: The Austin, TX MC is pretty entertaining and high-volume. Why wouldn’t it be? Warm weather, the University of Texas, a ga-zillion bars and clubs… makes me want a Shiner Bok and some tacos! Today, Lovelorn Poets features a sampling of what you’ll find there.
I picked up on your signal. message received.
The 6 pairs of panties and 1 bra sitting on and around my car in the parking lot.
Very subtle. Color me intrigued.
Maybe I am wrong but I think this is a positive signal from you.
Not sure who you are but….judging by the sizes you seem fit.
So what are your interests? Do you work? Do you like animals? What kind of music are you into?
Are you ok with being commando for a few days until I can return the items, or do you want them back quicker?
I have a lot of questions and you didn’t give me a lot to go on.
I’ll wait for your reply so we can begin our journey together.
Her Two Cents on I Picked Up On Your Signal
Undergarments scattered willy-nilly on your vehicle are much more scintillating then finding your buddy’s sweaty ice hockey equipment hanging out to dry (but dude, I can’t put it in the trunk – it reeks!). While most women own more than six pairs of underwear, there’s always hope for that Sharon Stone Basic Instinct re-enactment… To quote the legendary Austin poet Joe Ely, it appears this love “ain’t just the hot sauce – it’s the whole enchilada!”
Gentle Readers: What is your take on the scene presented by our Austin poet? Is someone making a bold first move or simply playing a prank (or maybe the dryers were out of order at the laundry-mat?)
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