Missed Connection in Boston: Santa Claus, You Didn’t Bring Me What I Wanted

Santa, last year you didn’t answer my request.
May I have my Christmas present early this year?
She is 5-3 inches tall with dark hair.
She is very intelligent, pretty, and a little shy too.
I promise I will treat her like a princess.
I’m sorry to ask at this time.

Note from the Missed Connections Chief Bottle Finder: Ah, yes… the holiday presents that were NOT received.  It’s been rumored that some people were intentionally being “bad” over the holiday season hoping that Santa would bring them coal. With it being so cold and all, every little bit helps (even if it’s bad for the environment).

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