Missed Connections in Brooklyn: NY
You got puked on, last car of L train (Brooklyn Bound L train)
Note from the Missed Connections Chief Bottle Finder: The Brooklyn MC is the most interesting, well-written, and creative of all the feeds I follow (and that’s 50+ from sea to shining sea). In fact, it’s so rich with content that I’ve considered starting a separate blog just for this area… if there’s anyone interested in working with me on that, let me know. In the meantime, enjoy some of Brooklyn’s best!
You were sitting in the seat that I most covet,
the flip down single, in the last car of the L train tonight.
If you weren’t already sitting there, I would have.
You got totally puked on.
In your situation I would have puked on myself and then those around me after (like Chunk’s story in the Goonies)
but you simply made a few faces as you wiped off your backpack.
My condolences. You took one for the team, really.
I just wanted to let you know that…
so: if a bird shitting on your head is good luck, then dude, go out and buy yourself a fucking lottery ticket, because you have a shit ton of karma coming your way!
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