Missed Connections in Jersey Shore, NJ
You Asked Me To Marry You At Dusk At Caesar’s Palace
I.T. Guy from Verizon,
I have no idea if this will ever find you,
but I would really like to get to know you better.
We danced all night at the club,
and then you disappeared into the bathroom after taking tequila shots!
I still have the ring you asked me to marry you with!
I’m back in CA now, but want to know if you made it out alive!
CA girl with the real tan…
Note from the Missed Connections Chief Bottle Finder: That Jersey Shore MC never fails to disappoint! Debauchery reigns supreme and overindulgence makes for great news (think Hasselhoff hamburger). I wonder if Mr. Verizon has sobered up enough to get a clear signal?
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