Note from the Missed Connections Chief Bottle Finder: Today we feature three special messages from our Beantown Poets. If the fictional character Lisbeth Salander was a poet instead of a crime-busting computer hacker, I’d think she’s be like the Morticia referenced in this message.
Morticia the Beat Poet
If you’re a slime ball
she can just tell,
Probably knows the exact date
you will pass on
and how much it’s gonna cost you.
She’ll put you in a joint lock,
give you a Vulcan neck pinch
and tell you a ‘kooky’ story
all before lunch.
She’s too cool to be a rapper,
too formulaic.
She’s all about the free form,
stream of conscious.
Don’t mess with Morticia
the beat poet.
You’ll wind up Thing food
or worse yet, It shit.

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Her Two Cents on Morticia the Beat Poet
I love this Morticia the Beantown Beat Poet! She sounds like a real no-nonsense kind of woman who could decimate unsuspecting, underestimating strangers with her well-crafted verses. The photo by Kevin Murphy beautifully captures a balance of soft femininity and the dark unknown – kind of how I image Morticia to be (plus, I like her hair style).
Gentle Readers:While the name Morticia certainly conjures up all sorts of images, what kind of person comes to your mind when you hear the word “poet?” Do you envision a certain look or a particular era in time?