Note from the Missed Connections Chief Bottle Finder:
Agreed – a drunk guy punching rampage is not a good thing. Luckily for our Ann Arbor poet, the perp had more in common with the Fresh Prince and less with Mike Tyson…
Missed Connections In Ann Arbor, MI
Guy Who Punched Me In The Face
i was walking home from a party when i decided to take ballard street to my house. little did i know that you were on a drunk guy punching rampage. which would make sense seeing as how you blind sided me as we passed each other. though i must admit, this has made a pretty entertaining story for me and friends, i think you should have been stronger to pull a stunt like that. i mean, come on, i was very drunk and had a hard time walking as it was. a punch to the face should have at least knocked me down or at least made me stumble a bit. you did knock my head back though, i will give you that. i did love, however, that when i turned around to see who just hit me you were running like the dickens away from me. i have to say i’m a bit confused as to why you scurried away. maybe it’s just you found out how weak you are by seeing what little effect you had on me and thought of no other option. but hey! who knows. next time you should assault someone at your strength level. maybe a 16 year old girl or someone like that. ohh and my face is completely fine. no swollen cheek or anything š
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