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Note from the Missed Connections Chief Bottle Finder:
I initially started following the Anchorage MC because I was curious to see what people in such a remote, northern place would write about. While I was initially a bit skeptical due to all the publicity the state receives from a certain politician (is everyone a hockey mom? do they all hunt moose and go rock climbing?), there are actually some pretty entertaining and thoughtful messages. Today we feature a sampling of what you’ll find there…
Traffic Court Girl
Missed Connections in Anchorage, AK
okay so earlier today i sat next to you in traffic court. you were nervous and your stomach was growling.
you had upwards of 6 speeding and/or no license tickets worth like $1000. your best friend is 10 years
older than you but could be your twin. her name begins with an “N”. you know who you are.
You. Are. Gorgeous.
…like a 11 on a 10 scale. its retarded how attractive you are. and seem like an really cool chick. we got along great together.
I wanted to ask you to lunch. and now that i missed the opportunity i wish i had just gone ahead and done that… but it felt
weird asking you out in front of your mom. (whom you work with and brought along for moral support)
anyway, you have to let me take you to lunch or dinner or a movie or something. it has to happen. bottom line.
yours truly,
the mechanic who got out of almost all of his tickets
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