Note from the Missed Connections Chief Bottle Finder:
I love this message because it’s a little misleading. When I read the headline I thought it was going to be a wistful little missive but as I started reading I quickly realized it’s a bit of a rant over relationship “false advertising.” As that old margarine commercial goes… “It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature!” and in this case, it’s not nice to fool with a lovelorn poet from the Jersey Shore.
It’s Sad When Someone You Know Becomes Someone You Knew
Missed Connections in Jersey Shore, NJ
So you never called back.
Don’t know whether it was your good or bad conscience, but in either case, I’ve given up and just moved on.
You were special, and then you took yourself down a lot of notches.
Don’t know what your problem is, but I’ve finally smartened up and figured you for a loser.