I've got Garlic! by Millicent Bystander
Beautiful Vermont Boys
Missed Connections in Vermont
O my god.
I see you everywhere I go, can’t even buy groceries at City Market without falling in love 3 or 4 times.
You are all so handsome I can’t hardly stand it.
With each of you I swoon silently and quietly inside.
Have wondered all my life growing up where all the cute boys were,
and they all live here.
Maybe I’m just not used to seeing New England faces before,
or maybe I just really like boys??
Just want all of you beautiful boys to know I admire you all the time.
Smile back! 🙂
NOTE FROM THE MISSED CONNECTIONS CHIEF BOTTLE FINDER:
Today we’re featuring three messages from the Vermont MC. It’s a quirky kind of place with a wide variety of messages. The moment I saw this photo by Millicent “Matt” Bystander I couldn’t NOT laugh – do you think the cute grocery store boys in Vermont look like this? His smile would certainly make our lovelorn poet happy!
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