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Note from the Missed Connections Chief Bottle Finder:
It’s rare that so perfect a soundtrack song comes along to accompany a MC, and Pinhead by The Ramones is spot on. Something tells me our lovelorn Portland poet missed the OSHA Kitchen Safety training video – let’s hope that finger is properly bandaged before he does more food prep!
I Was Cutting Chives,
You Walked By,
I Chopped Off My Finger
Missed Connections in Portland, OR
It’s true, you were a pretty lady walking by at like I don’t know super early in the morning, we were still doing prep so before 7. Good colors catch my attention and you had a really nice colored green dress on; probably coming up on teal but leaning hard on the aqua side regardless. I looked up and was staring at the color of your dress and the face above it and so was not paying attention to what I was doing. I chopped off a bit of my left middle finger. Now I’m hungover!
