Douche-bag In The Electric Blue Shirt And Glasses Last Night
Missed Connections In Austin, TX
Seriously, guy.
Drinking alcohol does not give you an excuse to behave like a circus monkey on acid.
Learn how to conduct yourself in public and treat other people (and yourself) with a little respect and you might not make people hate you everywhere you go.
Oh, and try being a little bit nicer to your bartenders and other bar staff.
They have to deal with hundreds of idiots like you a night with a smile on their face.
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Her Two Cents on Douche-bag in the Electric Blue Shirt
Ouch! We haven’t had a poison pen message in some time but this one pulls no punches. The “circus monkey on acid” description was downright hysterical and no offense to Flickr artist Patrick Fischer, but his image is just downright perfect (only better if the body had been blue instead of red :-). Let’s hope this primate from Austin got the word and cleaned up their act!
Gentle Readers: We’ve featured a number of MCs written by folks working in retail, grocery stores, and bar/food – and we’ve also featured quite a few messages written about people working in those environments. Have you ever had an experience, either through your job or as a customer, with a person like the one in this message? What kind of words (creative expletives allowed) would you use to describe them?
