Avi's Dewar's Profile by Lovelorn Poets
I Love My Kitty
Missed Connections in Maine
Why would I spend so much time missing/thinking about someone when I have the most awesome kitty ever! She may eat my furniture, vomit slimy hairballs on my carpets and attack me unprovoked, but I feel comforted knowing that none of these things were ever done to intentionally hurt me. She does; however, make up for all of that not so great behavior by loving me unconditionally, growling at creepy people, greeting me at the door with appreciation when I come home and sooooo much more. I mean, I can even have a heated debate with my kitty and she will never try to argue with me or try to invalidate any of the supporting claims (good move, lol). People, on the other hand……Well, they will most likely let you down, they lie sometimes, they will intentionally hurt you when they are hurting instead of licking your face or something and they will eat all of your food. Nooo!!! If you don’t have a kitty, I recommend getting one. Soon. If you already have a kitty, take a quick moment to express how grateful you are that they are not human! MEOW!!!
My kitty loves you too! =)
