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Missed Connections in Buffalo, NY: Met at the Bills Game and I Called You a Dirty Little Hamster

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We Met at the Bills Game

Curiosidad by ricardorp

Met at the Bills Game and I Called You a Dirty Little Hamster
Missed Connections in Buffalo, NY

Looking for the brown haired girl who was wearing a Lee Evans jersey.
You tried to sell me a used ticket stub for 20 dollars.
Out of anger I called you a dirty little hamster and then proceeded to tell you to lick my balls.
You then started to chase me down on foot for what seemed like a mile.
I eventually hid out near the porta-potties where I lost you.
You told my friend you were going to find me and punch me in the face but I’m here to make that easier for you.
I hope we can put our issues behind us and be friends because I think you’re hot.

Note from the Missed Connections Chief Bottle Finder:

It’s summer vacation time here at Lovelorn Poets HQ and from now to July 15 we’ll be digging into the missed connections archive and publishing some of the gems you may not have caught the first time around. This crazy message from Buffalo, NY is one of my all times favorites – and the question still remains, “How much did the hamster modeling agent know about the photo shoot before their client was sent in?” Welcome to show biz, folks!

 

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Comments

  1. victos says

    …and has that hamster been typecast?

    The photo is still a Christmas classic, even in mid-summer. I keep thinking it belonged on a Phil Spector album somewhere…

  2. lovelornpoets says

    Hello Victos, Yes, the Buffalo hamster is sure to become a Lovelorn Poets “classic” that we’ll return to time and time again. Not sure how damaged the hamster’s reputation was from this photo shoot but given the never-ending popularity of dancing hamsters in online advertising I’m sure he/she is still working. 🙂 And hey, maybe they decided the “adult” hamster market was a much more lucrative line of work to be in!

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