Skinny Catholic Albanians Eat All The Twinkies!
Missed Connections in Manhattan
Yesterday (Thursday) on Bank Street you were the slender, handsome guy in glasses. I was the girl with long hair in the blue preppy school girl blazer, with little shorts on, showing off lots of leg.
Skinny Catholic Albanians Eat All The Twinkies, Taco Bell, and McDonalds, But they don’t ride their bikes over the GWB. Oh and they wear little arm floaties in the pool. If any of this makes sense to you, then please respond to my post.
Sincerely, Heart Breaker 🙂
NOTE FROM THE MISSED CONNECTIONS CHIEF BOTTLE FINDER:
I have no idea what is going on in this message from our lovelorn Manhattanite, but it sure sounds like they had one heck of a conversation! Actually, it vaguely reminds me of something Woody Allen would have rapidly rattled off in one of his earlier films – perhaps that’s what NYC living will do to you…