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NOTE FROM THE MISSED CONNECTIONS CHIEF BOTTLE FINDER:
Buffalo, NY has more than a fair share of crazy messages and this one rivals the notorious dirty little hamster as the best of the bunch. Our lovelorn eavesdropping poet should take care tho’ – while the skinny Russian cheater may be getting a one-way ticket to Siberia (courtesy of a phone call to INS, perhaps?) that “smart mouth” you like so much probably comes with a pointy pair of stilettos!
Loud Break Up with Skinny Russian Cheater
Missed Connections in Buffalo
It was about 8:30.
I was taking my dog for a quiet night’s stroll, enjoying the cool air and listening to chirping crickets mixed with the nocturnal urban soundscape when my potent marijuana high was interrupted by the most comical thing I have witnessed (not the most, but definitely top 5.)
I couldn’t help but overhear you yelling curses and insulting your (ex?) boyfriend. Being one who never misses a chance to laugh at the misfortune of others’, I had to slow my pace and open my ears. Please pardon my obvious gawking (can you blame me?)
Among my favorites:
“Go back to Russia, Russian cheater.”
“Gain some weight, you skinny piece of shit.”
“You don’t have to fuck to cheat.”
I like a woman with a smart-ass mouth like that!
