Vegan Pepperoni
Missed Connections in Fargo / Moorhead
I was in the health food aisle buying soy milk.
You saw that I had pepperoni in my cart.
You suggested I buy vegan pepperoni.
We talked for a few minutes and I put the vegan pepperoni in my cart.
Once you left, I took it out.
But thanks anyway.
NOTE FROM THE MISSED CONNECTIONS CHIEF BOTTLE FINDER:
Today we’re showcasing three messages from the Fargo MC. Through no planning of my own, all of the messages revolve around food with two taking place in grocery stores. I wonder why our lovelorn poet wrote this message about secretly switching back to the regular pepperoni – are they feeling guilty or is there something else?
