Musical Missed Connections
NOTE FROM THE MISSED CONNECTIONS CHIEF BOTTLE FINDER:
You know, some people never cease to amaze me with the words that come outta their mouths… Somewhere in their beer-addled brain they actually thought saying, and then writing, these words would result in making a big score! (Beavis and Butthead, anyone?) How much you wanna bet their next pint at the Ale House “accidentally” get mixed with some Blair’s After Death Hot Sauce? Talk about crying – that stuff will make your whole body hurt!
Onion Butt
Missed Connections in Raleigh / Durham / CH
You were the hot brunette server at the Carolina Ale House and I told you that you had an onion butt because every time I looked at it, it made me want to cry.
Sorry I was such an ass, you are very hot though.
If you ever want to hang out..let me know.
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That Leroy Pullins is some nut for sure, but the guy in the ale house sounds like pickled tomato.
Hello there Tom! Nice to hear from you again. Isn’t that Leroy Pullins song crazy?? I don’t know where the Music Guru (Guy Benoit) finds these songs… I guess it’s the perfect fit for the message tho’!