NOTE FROM THE MISSED CONNECTIONS CHIEF BOTTLE FINDER:
Today we have a wacky little message from an elf-seeing Pittsburgh poet. Of course, what could be better than David Bowie’s Laughing Gnome as a soundtrack? How about footage of a Bruce Springsteen concert set to Bowie’s Laughing Gnome? I kid you not, someone was working elfin magic with that editing software (and the Bruce plays the starring role perfectly). Seeing is believing.
That Elf On Penn Ave
Missed Connections in Pittsburgh
You were dressed as an elf among all the Furries downtown on Friday night.
You were so beautiful, but you stepped away before I had a chance to ask your name.