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Missed Connections in Western Massachusetts
I’ve had enough of your issues.
I am canceling my subscription.
NOTE FROM THE MISSED CONNECTIONS CHIEF BOTTLE FINDER:
Can I tell you how much I LOVE this this quirky, pointy-stick-like statement? I’m tempted to search to see if it’s been lifted from something else (sounds awfully like Woody Allen-Seinfeld-Larry David, don’t you think?) but I don’t care. This one will be filed away in the old brain and uttered/written when the need arises.
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