Lovelorn Poets in Chicago, IL: Haiku for Cute Girl in Comedy Troupe “Soup Snatch”

Cute Girl in Comedy Troupe “Soup Snatch”
Missed Connections in Chicago

Are you a Missed Connections-writin’ haiku poet? If so, email the link to Lovelorn Poets and your syllables can appear here on Wednesday at 12noon EST. Don’t be shy! Juicy new haiku bits are always wanted.

Recently a member of my ensemble posted a missed connection about you…allow me to throw my hat in to the ring.

I don’t know what it is, but ever since I saw you perform, all the songs on my Monster Ballads CD have started to make sense. That’s saying a lot considering I’ve listened to that album to start and end my day for the past 8 years.

Let’s go through the list of qualities I may or may not have to offer: Always on time. Good hygiene at least once a week. Knows someone who knows a pro wrestler. Used to be an astronaut (or cosmonaut, I can’t remember which one). Once punched a lion for eating my steak.

Funny

I wrote you a haiku:
Funny Improv Scene
Sparks laughs like a funny elf
Why did I say elf?

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