Musical Missed Connections
Looking for My Princess at Dairy Queen
Missed Connections in Tucson
To my princess at the queen,
you know what I mean.
My heart was a blizzard,
your face looked as yummy as a gizzard.
I ordered the banana split,
and when you gave it to me my heart took a hit.
Your smoldering blue eye,
could heat my french fry.
As soon as I saw your black eye patch,
I knew we were a perfect match.
I would beg for your peg leg.
I would love to have a sundae with you on a Sunday.
You know that will be a fun day!
Page me, beep me, if you want to reach me.
NOTE FROM THE MISSED CONNECTIONS CHIEF BOTTLE FINDER:
Today we’re featuring three missed connections from Tucson, Arizona. In my mind, I’ve always envisioned Tucson as kind of a sleepy desert border-town but the modern-day city is anything but that! Not sure if it’s the heat or the desert “treats” but the messages from Tucson are a little unique… as you’ll soon see.
