Musical Missed Connections
MaN oF mY dReAmS
missed connections in austin
i like your eyebrows.
i always have.
i saw them moving across your face, like trains, or overgrown bushes.
your landscape artist is lazy and i like it.
i called across the bar, “browbie, is that u!??!”
ALAS it was only a shadow, a ghost, of someone i once knew.
why didn’t you call me?
this could have been a dream come true.
NOTE FROM THE MISSED CONNECTIONS CHIEF BOTTLE FINDER:
This is the first missed connection I’ve read about eyebrows. You see references to blue eyes, smiles, overall physical body condition (always “smokin’ hot”) but nothing about those crazy hairs framing the peepers. When most people think of Robert Smith they think crazy birds-nest hair but the guy did have a nice set of eyebrows (note photo above). Not quite caterpillar-like but certainly noticeable.
