Musical Missed Connections
White Rat Girl on L this Morning
Missed Connections in Brooklyn
I don’t even care that you have white rats crawling on you as pets…
you were so beautiful!
NOTE FROM THE MISSED CONNECTIONS CHIEF BOTTLE FINDER:
I took me a minute to find the answer to the Music Guru‘s “girl with rats is to X: as Brooklyn missed connections are the The Damned” analogy. Ah yes, the correct answer to this convoluted question would be Rat Scabies. Now it all makes sense! Speaking of senses, dear poet, how would they stand those white furry rodents crawling all over you? Just a little something to think about…
