perfect sneeze by vika mno
Snotty Boy on Fulton
Missed Connections in Hudson Valley
I turned on to Fulton off of Raymond just around one o’clock.
You were walking on the sidewalk when a huge sneeze caught you off guard.
I felt so bad as you looked around in shock and mild disgust at your predicament.
I had a box of tissues in my car I was tempted to throw you, but I knew that would have only ended in disaster.
I’m glad that brick column was there for you, as I could not be.
NOTE FROM THE MISSED CONNECTIONS CHIEF BOTTLE FINDER:
Today we’re featuring three missed connections from the allergy ridden Hudson Valley of NY – also known as Lovelorn Poets HQ. The HV feed is a little slow but not without merit as this embarrassingly humorous message involving a poor sneezing fellow illustrates. I just want to know what he did with the brick column and where it is so we can all avoid it. Poet, I think you should have thrown the tissues!
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