Musical Missed Connections
Sorry I Snotted On You
Missed Connections in Minneapolis / St Paul
Sorry for the sneeze attack right in your face,
my allergies are pretty bad today.
I tried to turn my head in time,
but you still got hit.
Tissue?
NOTE FROM THE MISSED CONNECTIONS CHIEF BOTTLE FINDER:
Really, poet? You didn’t even have the slightest hint that perhaps a sneeze might be coming along? The Hudson Valley Snotty Boy was kind of cute and funny but in this case, saying sorry doesn’t make it any less gross.
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