Saw You Picking Your Nose on 4th S
Missed Connections in Salt Lake City
You were parked on 400 South yesterday, sitting in your car alone, waiting in the left turn lane at State St. I was heading downtown from the U after a day at school, and I was admiring the way you were singing in the middle of traffic, like you didn’t have a care in the world. As I watched your smiling lips move I wondered what song you were singing, and I thought to myself, “That is definitely a girl I would like to meet. We might hit it off. And if not, great friends we would be.”
And then it happened. In the middle of your beautiful sing-a-long, amidst the lunchtime traffic, you stuck your index finger up your nose and went digging for gold. Grossed out? Just a little, but I’m very intrigued about meeting such an attractive woman who has so few worries in the world that she engages in automobile karaoke and booger mining.
NOTE FROM THE MISSED CONNECTIONS CHIEF BOTTLE FINDER:
Today we’re featuring three missed connections from Salt Lake City, UT. What do I know about SLC? Mormons, BYU (Mormons shooting hoops), big mountains, and the 2002 Olympics. That’s about it. When I started collecting these messages a year ago, this feed was filled with NSA naughty-ness but recently the tone has changed a bit. Not quite Osmond Family Values, but I’d take Henry Rollins over Donny & Marie any day of the week.
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