Musical Missed Connections
Man At My Door (Bag Over My Head)
Missed Connections in Madison
you: mysterious man at my front door at 3:30 in the morning,
me: confused if not frightened man in lighted door frame.
you: asking for 16 dollars,
me: knowing what you’d do to get it.
you: camo packers hat, cargo shorts, dangerous looking woman behind you.
me: i hope the 13 dollars was enough to pay the (imaginary) lock smith to get you back into your (imaginary) house.
NOTE FROM THE MISSED CONNECTIONS CHIEF BOTTLE FINDER:
Poet, what were you thinking?? Sure, it’s the middle of the night and you were sound asleep, but opening your door (without asking who it is) is just plain asking for trouble. Take it from Slick Rick – robbin’ folks and making the dash is a quick and easy way to pull in some cash. Stop being a sucker and get a peep-hole and security chain installed!
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