Hey, Cute Applied Physics Post-Doc!
Missed Connections in Ithaca
I thought I should tell you,
since your type often does not know,
that a) you are very cute and
b) I was totally flirting with you.
NOTE FROM THE MISSED CONNECTIONS CHIEF BOTTLE FINDER:
I think they know a lot more then they let on – it’s a well honed disguise designed to allow maximum control over time allocation. When you’re more interesting than numbers, you’ll know. Until then, read xkcd.