Musical Missed Connections
Firewoman You’re To Blame
Missed Connections in Raleigh-Durham, NC
You – Firey Redhead wearing a Cult shirt.
Me: Older guy in red Porsche.
You were jogging.
I was cruising by.
I kept circling around trying to get your attention.
Sorry if you thought I was stalking you.
I was just trying to get your attention.
I wish you didn’t call the police.
Can we try this again?
Sorry if I was “creepy”.
I am just shy.
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Her Two Cents from the Missed Connections Chief Bottle-Finder:
It’s been a long time in the making but I think this message may take top honors in the 2011 “Buffalo Hamster” contest for most head-scratchingly outrageous missed connection. Seriously poet, you’re lucky only the police were called in after circling around the jogger (some people would call that both creepy and stalkerish – shy or not). Had this happened in Buffalo, “Firewoman” would have torched your car – with you in it. Don’t believe me? Ask the “Skinny Russian Cheater.”
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