Proper Tea by Dan Buczynski
Nice can in Walmart Kingston
Missed Connections in Hudson Valley
Hello, you were in self checkout and had garbage cans.
I commented, “hey nice can!”
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Her Two Cents from the Missed Connections Chief Bottle-Finder:
*sigh* Lines like this one always seems to work well in the movies which deludes people into thinking they’ll be equally as successful in real life. However, unless the person uttering this has a dashing smile, perfect teeth, and a mathematically precise cheekbone-to-jawbone ratio you’re already at a disadvantage. Consider yourself lucky, poet, if you escaped with a withering glance and a slightly ego-saving retort like, “Put a lid on it.” or “Why don’t you recycle that one with someone else?”
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