From Anchorage to Zebulon: In Search of Missed Connections
Walt Whitman Blue Eyes
More than once we have stared at each other.
Your the HOT sexy security guard in the middle of the mall.
You have dark hair and incredible blue eyes.
I SERIOUSLY want to connect with you.
We def have exchanged glances a few times over the last few months, please contact me!
One Year Ago: Lovelorn Poet in Fargo: Eyes – Illusion Haiku
Thoughts going through my head upon seeing this message: wow! a missed connection referencing Walt Whitman, how cool is that?… urgh! it’s totally uninspiring… wait, what on earth does this even have to do with Walt Whitman?… oh, there’s a SHOPPING MALL on Long Island named after him… does our missed connections writer even know who Walt Whitman is?… what would Walt Whitman say about someone putting his name on a shopping mall?… could “Do anything, but let it produce joy.”(Leaves of Grass) be used to promote shopping??? … the human race is doomed…