Falligator
Missed Connections in Tucson
Alligator Alligator lickety split.
I am an alligator HOLY S@#T!
you should come see me so we can fish and eat donuts and kayak and drink beer and sleep in a tent.
Just this time, don’t give any Jamaican boys your number. 😉
I LUB YOU!
One Year Ago: Lovelorn Poet in Brooklyn, NY: The Iridescent Nights
Her Two Cents from the Missed Connections Chief Bottle-Finder:
OK, our Tucson poet isn’t going to win any awards for their alligator rhyme, but if you wanted to eat donuts, drink beer, and go fishing, they’d probably be a fun person to have around. Occasional doses of general silliness does count for something!