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Adorable Dude Passed Out On Street
Missed Connections in Brooklyn
i was walking home with a friend Wednesday night and came across you passed out on the sidewalk.
not sure what to do, realized you were snoring and decided to not leave you there.
i smacked you until you woke up and we helped you up, put your shirt on and find your glasses.
yes, you were passed out drunk on the sidewalk, shirtless and with an arm cast, but you were adorable regardless.
we kept asking you where you lived so we could escort you home but you kept insisting you were going our way.
c’est la vie.
glad you didn’t get robbed/arrested, good luck with that.
ps i stole your beer, figured you didn’t need it anymore š
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Her Two Cents from the Missed Connections Chief Bottle-Finder:
The Brooklyn missed connections feed has a huge volume of messages and believe it or not, not all of them involve drinking to excess, vomiting, and passing out. It just looks that way sometimes. But, if you’re someone who finds that kind of fun, thrilling, and interesting, it’s certainly where you’d want to be – moving upstate to become a tee-totaling vegan can happen when after you’ve crossed 35 and made it through rehab.
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