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Today marks the beginning of a new bi-weekly feature to replace our dearly departed Oracle of Cape Cod. We’ll now turn our attention to Fromager’s Finest of San Francisco – also known as Things I Should Have Said To You At The Bar Last Night. This creative and thoughtful individual created a very comprehensive list of “cheesy pick up lines” and kindly shared them through the SF missed connections forum. So, enjoy the cheese, have a few laughs, and maybe…just maybe…get inspired to try one out for real!
Things I Should Have Said To You At The Bar Last Night
Missed Connections in City of San Francisco
We stared at each other for quite some time last night across that crowded bar. You, wearing, well, clothes. I caught your eye and you smiled at me. I smiled back. You tossed your hair. I was shy and looked away. I should have come up to you and said hello. Thrown out a cheesy pickup line. Not that I thought they’d work on you, but that you might laugh at my cheesiness. But I didn’t. I’m shy. So here’s a list of cheesy pickup lines:
- Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas?
- Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
- I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
What’s your favorite?
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Missed Connections in San Francisco, CA: Things I Should Have Said To You At The Bar Last Night, Part 2
Missed Connections in San Francisco, CA: Things I Should Have Said To You At The Bar Last Night, Part 3
Missed Connections in San Francisco, CA: Things I Should Have Said To You At The Bar Last Night, Part 4
Missed Connections in San Francisco, CA: Things I Should Have Said To You At The Bar Last Night, Part 5
Missed Connections in San Francisco, CA: Things I Should Have Said To You At The Bar Last Night, Part 6
Here’s one from country music impresario Moe Bandy–“If I say you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?”
I like number three. Although I was always partial to, “Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself in your pants.”
That one is mighty good-n-cheesy. Thanks for sharing! Wouldn’t be surprised if it’s on our San Fran poet’s list somewhere… More fun to come…
Saucy! 😉 Personally, my fave of the three was raisin/date. Lots more fun to come in the coming weeks with this feature – the list is voluminous!