At Wawa Stealing Your Friend’s Truck
Missed Connections in Jersey Shore
Was wondering how that worked out?
Did you ever get the car started?
I was going to give you my number and tell you to keep me posted,
but when I turned my car around I realized the trucks diver window was closed.
You seem to be fun girls, we should hang out some time.
oh yeah, nice mustang
Her Two Cents from the Missed Connections Chief Bottle-Finder:
Where we would be if we didn’t have Jersey Shore missed connections? Unicorn sightings, getting married at Caesar’s Palace, sexy road rage, spaceships, frog hunters – their missed connections feed is a veritable cornucopia of crazy. Stereotypes are never absolutely true (I’m sure there are plenty of ordinary, average humans living in the Jersey Shore area who do not hallucinate on a regular basis), but they do exist for a reason…
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