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Things I Should Have Said To You At The Bar Last Night
Missed Connections in City of San Francisco
We stared at each other for quite some time last night across that crowded bar. You, wearing, well, clothes. I caught your eye and you smiled at me. I smiled back. You tossed your hair. I was shy and looked away. I should have come up to you and said hello. Thrown out a cheesy pickup line. Not that I thought they’d work on you, but that you might laugh at my cheesiness. But I didn’t. I’m shy. So here’s a list of cheesy pickup lines:
- I know its not Christmas, but Santa’s lap is always ready.
- Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
- Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
Which one is your favorite? (note from the ed. #1 creepy, #2 could work if you were in CA and looked like someone on a popular TV show, #3 no thank you.)
Her Two Cents from the Missed Connections Chief Bottle-Finder:
Welcome to our new bi-weekly feature: Fromager’s Finest – also known as Things I Should Have Said To You At The Bar Last Night. This creative and thoughtful individual compiled a very comprehensive list of “cheesy pick up lines” and kindly shared them through the San Francisco missed connections forum. So, pour a glass of your favorite adult beverage, enjoy some fromage, have a few laughs, and maybe…just maybe…get inspired to try one out for real!
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