I Spat Out My Car Window
Missed Connections in Boise
I stopped at the light on Linder and Ustick, and spat out of my driver’s side window.
Then I looked up and saw one of the most beautiful girls I’ve ever seen.
Our eyes met quite awkwardly.
You looked away, clearly embarrassed.
Palming my face, I laughed out loud and drove off.
Every once in a while you see someone in another car and you want to talk to them.
Today it was this hilarious thing,
because it made me realize how futile and ridiculous an idea that is.
But at the same time it felt like this time was special…somehow.
It’s probably too weird for you,
and you have likely not even checked here,
trying to put the incident out of your mind.
But in case you were wondering, it made my day.
This is not how I generally meet girls, by the way.
Her Two Cents from the Missed Connections Chief Bottle-Finder:
Today we’re featuring three messages from the Boise, Idaho feed. There’s quite a bit of activity on this forum and it’s relatively easy to find a few interesting messages – like this one by our lovelorn loogie-hocker. Nothing like an ode to the joys of feeling embarrassed and stoopid…. If we look on the bright side, some folks, like Weird Al for example, have had great success doing stoopid and embarrassing things. So maybe the beautiful girl found you funny and entertaining? Or maybe not.