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Things I Should Have Said To You At The Bar Last Night
Missed Connections in City of San Francisco
We stared at each other for quite some time last night across that crowded bar. You, wearing, well, clothes. I caught your eye and you smiled at me. I smiled back. You tossed your hair. I was shy and looked away. I should have come up to you and said hello. Thrown out a cheesy pickup line. Not that I thought they’d work on you, but that you might laugh at my cheesiness. But I didn’t. I’m shy. So here’s a list of cheesy pickup lines:
- You must be in a wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there.
- Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend!
- If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the McGorgeous!
Which one is your favorite? (note from the ed. #1 SUPER CHEEZY!, #2 Worthy of a smile, #3 Sounds like a new character on Grey’s Anatomy that’s not half as good as McSteamy.)
Her Two Cents from the Missed Connections Chief Bottle-Finder:
Welcome to Fromager’s Finest – fondly referred to as Things I Should Have Said To You At The Bar Last Night. This creative and thoughtful individual compiled a very comprehensive (nay, exhaustive) list of “cheesy pick up lines” and kindly shared them through the San Francisco missed connections feed. So, pour a glass of your favorite adult beverage, enjoy some fromage, have a few laughs, and maybe…just maybe…get inspired to try one out for real!
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