Missed Connections in San Francisco, CA: Things I Should Have Said To You At The Bar Last Night, Part 4

one night in boston by toby m

Things I Should Have Said To You
At The Bar Last Night
Missed Connections
in the City of San Francisco

We stared at each other for quite some time last night across that crowded bar.
You, wearing, well, clothes.
I caught your eye and you smiled at me.
I smiled back. You tossed your hair.
I was shy and looked away.
I should have come up to you and said hello.
Thrown out a cheesy pickup line.
Not that I thought they’d work on you, but that you might laugh at my cheesiness.
But I didn’t.
I’m shy.
So here’s a list of cheesy pickup lines:

1. Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
2. I’m like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be.
3. What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

Which one is your favorite? (note from the ed. #1 If the target looks at you with a blank stare you know to cut bait and move on fast; #2 Yuck. References to fecal matter only works if you’re Beavis or Butthead and 13 years old; #3 Hahaha – Just be careful your target doesn’t try for an immediate assessment of the goods. Nobody likes false advertising!)

Her Two Cents from the Missed Connections Chief Bottle-Finder:
Welcome to Fromager’s Finest – fondly referred to as Things I Should Have Said To You At The Bar Last Night. This creative and thoughtful individual published an exhaustive list of “cheesy pick up lines” and kindly shared them through the San Francisco missed connections feed. So, pour a glass of your favorite adult beverage, enjoy some fromage, have a few laughs, and maybe…just maybe…get inspired to try one out for real!

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