Musical Missed Connections
Green Haired Lady At Walmart Buying Underwear
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I was in wal-mart to buy some of those triple-double oreos and somehow I ended up in the ladies underwear section.
I am not a pervert
I was walking and I noticed your green hair, and your cute face and awesome piercings.
I was going to approach you, but you were buying underwear and I didn’t want to randomly make conversation with a woman while in the underwear section at wal-mart.
I feel like it would’ve made me out to look like a pervert.
Which I am not.
Anyway, we crossed paths again near the electronics section, you were walking pretty fast so I assumed you were going to buy something important and that I didn’t need to slow you down with idle chatter.
If you know who this is, tell me what I was wearing or something so that I know you are in fact the awesome green haired lady.
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Her Two Cents from the Missed Connections Chief Bottle-Finder:
I very rarely shop at big-box retailers but something tells me there’s a high degree of lunacy occurring daily at Walmart. I was trolling through Reddit yesterday (my latest obsession) and came upon a Walmart missed connection involving a person running out of the store with a carriage full of goods and getting tased (as in taser gun) by a security guard. Good times! Happy shopping…
