Things I Should Have Said To You At The Bar Last Night
Missed Connections in the City of San Francisco
beer iPhone pic by apolinar fonseca
We stared at each other for quite some time last night across that crowded bar.
You, wearing, well, clothes.
I caught your eye and you smiled at me.
I smiled back. You tossed your hair.
I was shy and looked away.
I should have come up to you and said hello.
Thrown out a cheesy pickup line.
Not that I thought they’d work on you, but that you might laugh at my cheesiness.
But I didn’t.
I’m shy.
So here’s a list of cheesy pickup lines:
1. Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
2. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
3. Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you..
Which one is your favorite? (note from the ed. #1 !!!! You’re either 12 or deserve an immediate slap upside the head. #2 Little did you know the “X” thinks the better place for you is in the I-C-U… and #3 Aaaaaawwwww…kind of cute in a Jason Schwartzman Bored to Death geeky hipster kind of way.)
Her Two Cents from the Missed Connections Chief Bottle-Finder:
Welcome to Fromager’s Finest – fondly referred to as Things I Should Have Said To You At The Bar Last Night. This unique and insightful individual published a voluminous list of “cheesy pick up lines” and generously shared them through the San Fran missed connections feed. So, grab your favorite adult beverage, enjoy some fromage, and maybe…just maybe…get inspired to try one out for real!
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