Musical Missed Connections
Ocean Township Police Cop
Missed Connections in Jersey Shore
You stopped me for not wearing a seatbelt.
Before you got out of your car, I did put the seatbelt on.
When you approached me ,you ask me if I just put my seatbelt on, and I said no.
You said don’t lie to you, I eventually said yes.
Thank you for not giving me a ticket, you are awesome.
I would like to give you a kiss.
Her Two Cents from the Missed Connections Chief Bottle-Finder:
For those of you who follow my missed connections musings, you know that the Jersey Shore feed is a pretty “special” place. In fact, I thought it was so entertaining that it was my very first featured location spotlight back in January of 2011. Since that time I’ve featured almost every feed I follow and now we’ve come full circle back to the start – and this couldn’t be the more perfect message to begin with. Adding tips to the list of How Not to Get Stopped by the Police? Wear your seatbelt. And if you forget, lie, and offer kisses. That’s the Jersey Shore way!
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