Musical Missed Connections
I Wanna Be Your Pet
Missed Connections from Nashville
I came in the other day to get something and you sold me all kinds of stuff I didn’t need.
I don’t even have fish. LOL.
But it was worth it just to talk to you.
I didn’t say much.
I was stupefied by your beauty.
I wanted to ask you for your # but other customers kept getting in the way.
Your name-tag said, ‘Trainer”. Can you train me?
I really wanna be your pet. Sigh.
Her Two Cents from the Missed Connections Chief Bottle-Finder:
So who hasn’t been suckered into buying something they didn’t really need just because the sales person was incredibly attractive? This is why the sales-commission structure exists – everyone makes money except for the whale who bites at the bait. Think you’re the only one swimming in the fish-tank of love, dear poet? Think again… (although I bet they’d be happy to have you come back and purchase a habitrail and supplies for your non-existent pet hamster)
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