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Things I Should Have Said To You At The Bar Last Night
Missed Connections in the City of San Francisco
We stared at each other for quite some time last night across that crowded bar.
You, wearing, well, clothes.
I caught your eye and you smiled at me.
I smiled back. You tossed your hair.
I was shy and looked away.
I should have come up to you and said hello.
Thrown out a cheesy pickup line.
Not that I thought they’d work on you, but that you might laugh at my cheesiness.
But I didn’t.
I’m shy.
So here’s a list of cheesy pickup lines:
1. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
2. Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
3. Giant polar bear (“What?”) It’s an icebreaker. Hi, my name is….
Which one is your favorite? (note from the ed. #1 You better have one heck of a sexy grin to get anything beyond a roll of the eyes. #2 Just a little too emo-cutesy. Might work on the under 16 crowd… #3 Not bad. Vocal execution will be the determining factor between appearing crazy-good and crazy-not-so-good)
Her Two Cents from the Missed Connections Chief Bottle-Finder:
Welcome to Fromager’s Finest – fondly referred to as Things I Should Have Said To You At The Bar Last Night. This helpful and concerned individual published a useful list of “cheesy pick up lines” and kindly shared them through the San Francisco missed connections feed. So, hit your favorite watering hole, enjoy some fromage, and maybe…just maybe…get liquored up enough to try one out for real! Good luck!
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