Lovelorn Poet in Maine: A Bear Lion

Managing wildlife is simple. A kid could do it. by woodleywonderworks

I sleep like a bear when not up like a lion. I seldom dream while sleeping. If I eat mushrooms, I dream that night. Odd places but not people I know. I have coffee-colored, cotton 1200 sheets. I have a fan and a radio. No TV. My vision is excellent, except when I first wake up or for fine print.

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